Alarming

I assume I am like many people, and hit the snooze button a few times before I get up in the morning. I am not joking when I say my husband hits the snooze 15 times. Minimum. Seriously.
He sets three alarms. The first is an annoying tone, the second is the opening riff from Born To Run, and the third is the LOUD oldies radio station.
I looked at him this morning and said, "Why do you set three alarms and then not get out of bed?"
His response was to hold up four fingers. Great, there is second annoying tone I couldn't even recall.
Is five alarms too many?
At least I have Overnight Oats to wake up to. And coffee! My snooze button-loving husband always sets the coffee maker to be done when we get up in the morning. I think I'll keep him :)

Rolled oats, yogurt, soy milk, chia seeds, blueberries, sunflower butter

Come to think of it, I must correct myself. We don't have five alarms. We have six. And this one doesn't have a snooze button!